OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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