Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
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