I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Also, beer. Big fan.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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