soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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