Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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