Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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