I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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