Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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