I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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