If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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