We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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