Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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