i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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