Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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