I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I think I sprained my soul last night
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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