you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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