its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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