he shaved USA in his pubs
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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