well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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