please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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