My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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