matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
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