super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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