some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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