i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
These tits shall not be calmed
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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