I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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