Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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