Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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