I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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