How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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