did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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