You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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