hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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