Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
