Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
two words...techno handjob
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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