About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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