Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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