thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
