we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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