Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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