She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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