yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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