ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Randomize
