I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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