His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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