I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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