You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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