Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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