dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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