can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
how drunk are you?
Several
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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