Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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