apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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