He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize