I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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