don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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