My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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