Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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