just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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